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The computer swallowed grandpa.

Yes, honestly its true!
He pressed 'control and 'enter'
And disappeared from view.

It devoured him completely,

The thought just makes me squirm.

He must have caught a virus

Or been eaten by a worm.

I've searched through the recycle bin

And files of every kind;

I've even used the Internet,

But nothing did I find.

In desperation, I asked Jeeves

My searches to refine.

The reply from him was negative,

Not a thing was found 'online.'

So, if inside your 'Inbox,'

My Grandpa you should see,

Please 'Copy, Scan' and 'Paste' him

Sent him back to me! 

author: unkown